Unfiltered

Weird Series Part 2: The Bitcoin Edition

Cryptocurrency is a hub of crazies. All these little nerds keep getting weirder with all their absurd ideas for cryptocurrency and it is hilarious. Some might make you go…

And, some will surely have you feeling confused as to WHY is there even something like this. But hey, the internet has been a weird place since the beginning. But we are sure you’ll be having a good time reading it.

(Plus, who knows you might be into all this stuff)

Mooncoin

Starting with saner things first, we have Mooncoin. It’s a cryptocurrency and blockchain network where the total coin supply is limited and is based upon the average distance from the Earth to the moon.

Anyway. It also has its own programming language called MoonWord (innovation died down here), for decentralized app (DApp) coding and blockchain record-keeping.

Fuzzballs

No… the name is not what you think it is, my dirty-minded folks! *sprays holy water*

 

It’s actually a great gifting place. The coin is intended for gifts and parties, or you could buy these small, cute items like keychains and bottle openers. And, in case there’s something you’d like to see be selling, go write to them!

Useless Ethereum Token

The name gives it all away… but still, it’s a first of its kind initial coin offering that transparently offers investors absolutely no value. I mean, um… I don’t really know what to say. Doing it for the laugh, I guess?

Even the website states:

“You’re going to give some random person on the internet money, and they’re going to take it and go buy stuff with it. Probably electronics, to be honest. Maybe even a big-screen television. Seriously, don’t buy these tokens.”

I guess we’re not buying them then!

Cat Coins

The over-done; “Are you a cat person or a dog person?” debate is here to stay. There are both who fall on either side and some just hang around in the middle.

Calling out all the cat lovers, this one is for you. The most famous from the cat-themed digital token is Monacoin. There are others like Catcoin and Nyancoin, if you spend too much time on the internet then you’d know about this one.

Legends Room

We’re not talking about the sarcastic meme legends here but this is actually some cool stuff. For 5.000 tokens, holders can get a lifetime VIP membership to a Las Vegas strip club. You even get a discount. So, if you’re rich and famous and are looking for a fancy, pleasure time, then this is the place to be.

TrumpCoin

Well, no surprises here. The coin isn’t a joke actually, it’s all serious business in here. The coin is meant to support President Trump and his vision of making American great again. The ambassadors are urged to post the weekly article on their Facebook page to earn coins. At the time of the inauguration, TrumpCoin peaked at 51 cents but now trades at 6 cents.

Insane Coin

Aaa… even we don’t why fam.

However, the developers say that; “Insane Coin is more than just a coin, it is a happening… a state of mind. You don’t have to be insane to be part of our community, but it sure couldn’t hurt.”

I would very well fit anyway.

Panda Coin

Who doesn’t spend time watching pandas sleep and eat and just be lazy all the time? Sounds a lot like me…

This cryptocurrency was marketed to crypto novices as easy to use and understand – just like our cute, cuddly, easy-to-understand pandas.

It is basically an alternative bank account. If you hold pandacoins in the PandaBank, then you can earn 2.5% annual interest BUT only when your computer is online and PandaBank is open.

Coinye

The butt-hurt aka Mr. Kanye had it sued into nothingness. What came out as a joke is now gone. But we will hold a special place in our heart. We haven’t forgotten you and never will.

R.I.P Coinye

Ethereum Classic Classic

Creativity died a thousand deaths here because remember when Ethereum was forked and that results in two chains; one was labeled Ethereum while the other was Ethereum Classic. But when a fight erupted in Ethereum Classic they decided to go their own ways. And, guess what they decided to name themselves? Ethereum Classic Classic.

Must have been pretty hard to come up with something like this, man.

Our list comes to an end but if you know about more then lets us know in the comments below!

Soha Ali

As vanilla as it sounds, a filmmaker in the making. Soha brings the irony out of the crypto world by contributing to the Unfiltered section of BlockPublisher. Contact the editor at editor.unfiltered@blockpublisher.com

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.