The Simplest Way To Steal Bitcoin

Although waking up to stolen money is not a great feeling people still face it because hackers find stealing worthy of their time and sweat, so well that gives us headlines like ‘man commits suicide.. blah, blah and so on.

Allinvain woke to find that a hacker had stolen about half a million dollars’ worth of bitcoins. “I feel like killing myself now,” he wrote at the time.

Well, not to be insensitive to the issue of somebody taking their own life or people being in immense trauma and helplessness once money has been stolen, bu we though to explore the mindset lets see how it is done and we thus bring you the simplest way to hack a bitcoin account, and lets see if that is simple at all or if it works for you.

Pyramid Ponzi

Let’s understand which different routes could be taken, you could start a pyramid ponzi scheme to scam people. This has happened a lot on the Ethereum blockchain, a rival crypto, all through out this summer. It is sweet and simple but you will have to put in a lot of paper work, go through a tedious amount of requirement fulfilling and this is more of an organized crime kinda thing, so let’s skip this one.

Wallet Stunt

You could start a wallet where people store their money and then disappear in to thin air, this is a lot like a bank disappearing after 200 people open their accounts into it. For example, MyBitcoin, a “wallet” service that stored bitcoins like a bank account, disappeared with about $1 million worth of users’ bitcoins.

Prey On

Alternatively, you can attack and seep in to the weaker wallets, well not our fault that they have poor security systems, look at the good ones, they have layers and layers of protection, who told you to play unsafe, now suffer.

You can hack into a weaker wallet vault and get access to a whole lotta’ cryptos. Mt. Gox and the now-defunct Bitcoinica exchanges, have suffered high-profile thefts. Poor them, should have thought when they propped up to provide services in the face of their poor quality network and high levels of self worth.

Copy someone’s key


Okay, i am not proud to write this one, but darlings, this is your best and simplest shot at this heist thing. The spoils really depend on what your uncle, sister, brother, father, mother, cousin or friend owns, but you copy their key and BAM! You have yourself a fortune, however little fortune is a fortune, maybe you can top that with gambling and multiplying it into plenty through some bitcoin based casinos. Just be sure to pick a safe one. 😉

Khunsha Javed

A Filmmaker, PR enthusiast & Editor of BlockPublisher-Unfiltered. I like things that make my brain tingle. Email: khunsha@blockpublisher.com or editor.unfiltered@blockpublisher.com

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