The blockverse is only just a decade old, but it feels like there have been so many ups and downs (pun intended) that it feels like a lifetime ago when Nakamoto blessed us with Bitcoin and flung us all into the adventure of a lifetime.
Since it’s inception, cryptocurrency has been called a disillusioned utopia, a communist dream and has even been dubbed a downright epic fail. Popular critics and news media predicted that the cryptoverse wouldn’t survive for much longer, but it persevered. Partly due to the unfaltering support and dedication of it’s loyal community. Whether for the right or the wrong reasons. From naysayers, to colossal bear markets to distancing itself from the influence of the illegal silk trade, crypto fans (and critics) have been through a lot.
However, one of the many reasons why crypto has stayed relevant over the years is the hype created by it’s loyal supporters and that’s why we only saw fit to include some of the funniest and simultaneously coolest crypto parody songs available on the world wide web.
Our first pick is a track titled, “Markets REKT – Bitcoin Song” which is essentially a parody of popular singer Bebe Rexha’s 2018 hit “I’m a mess” and that is one of the things that makes this song so relatable. The lyrics are genius and talk about the frustration of that market dip,
“Markets REKT, we lost fiat Feel betrayed by the system Markets REKT, dipped before it aint news I’m enraged, I’m enamored I don’t trust any new projects”
But the song isn’t all gloom and doom as it speaks of a silver lining just waiting over the rainbow,
“Bitcoin is here to stay We’re gonna live a better life Blockchains a better way Bitcoins gonna moon at night Bitcoin is here to stay Blockchain knows whats right.”
Our next pick is a rap song about being a “Bitcoin Billionaire” and it has the sickest flow we’ve seen yet! The song takes crypto comedy a step further when it states,
“Got the top graphics cards, got a power supply a microprocesser, a motherboard, a towering drive I put the RAM in the RAM slot, drive in the larger bay topped it off, two fans Like a Chargers game!”
Any one who invest in the cryptoverse knows the stigma attached, especially when it comes to family and friend’s but BB’s got you covered because,
“My friends and family smile and smirk and all make fun of me But I’m-a make them eat their words because I’m gonna be a Bitcoin Billionaire Spending money like I don’t care Mining coin in my underwear I’m gonna be a Bitcoin Billionaire”
