4 Reasons Why Facebook Needs Ethereum Like A Nasty Drug

Social Media Will Die
The data isn’t here yet but we see more and more people like you and me leaving Facebook because mainly, our families and that weird uncle, that really annoying aunt and the weird cousin from the countryside is now on Facebook. This means that these people are crowding it so much that it has gotten congested and we are sick of it. More and more people are switching to their work Insta and private Finsta, this means that they are still on social media but elsewhere. The problem is that soon these newer avenues like Instagram and Snapchat will also get congested for the people who are coming for it, and there is no wall (so many puns intended, that could be built to prevent this from happening. So there is no way out, not yet it’s not, will this mean that the social media dies? Well if not dies then at least it will become a smaller circle, people won’t be able to annoy the hell out of you saying please add me and why won’t you add me and please open my dickpics.
Facebook needs a new model that cryptos can help achieve.

Facebook’s Congressional Hearing
So we all remember this clip from the Congressional hearing whereby Marck Zuckerberg is totes clamoring and thinking oh well fish, didn’t think of this back in Harvard when they taught me monetization is your strongest business suit. Facebook has no other way to make money then by telling big companies where to find the kind of people who would buy their stuff, and this means that a lot of data has to be inevitably breached, Facebook does put in disclaimers and terms and conditions but it all is done sneakily, until, he accidentally said that well, you want your privacy, you better pay us for it, (because, damned stupid users, you guys are our product targetted at rich businesses, not the other way around).
So, why not let Ethereum help you put a gofundme.com spin to it.
The Look On Mark Zuckerberg’s Face
Yeah, he’s sweatin’ it. It’s okay, wish you did something new and exciting instead of stealing privacy? Try blockchain. It’s safe for you. And less questionable.
New Features For Connecting People
Facebook can let a group of friends pay for each other’s debt, in a crowdfunding manner, or crowdsource an alcoholic’s, depression-ridden person’s intervention, by super creative funding and monetization incentives/socially scalable interactions that actually work, through Ethereum smart contracts and it would really be stepping up its game. This can get it really hooked and people won’t leave it anymore. This is some serious transcendence.




