Hey there Blocker, we have brought you another jambalaya of coins, this time it is hilarious serious business. No, we are not kidding. All of the following is well researched and exists in reality. How great are there claims are a little doubtful, they are all a tiny percentage of minority coins in the network of 1700+ coins.
Trump Coin (TRUMP)
We start with the weirdest out there, (they are all pretty weird but, this is our pick, okay) This coin is meant to “support President Trump and his vision of making America great again.” TrumpCoin Ambassadors are urged to post weekly articles on their Facebook page to earn coins. Whattay reward scheme right. But, then, the coin must buy stuff or else it will be really useless and an effort in vain.
In January, before the inauguration, TrumpCoin peaked at 51 cents, or $3.38 million, in value but now trades for 6 cents, or $427,000.
Insane Coin (INSN)
Its website says, “Insane Coin is more than just a coin, it is a happening … a state of mind.
You don’t have to be insane to be part of our community, but it sure couldn’t hurt.” The coin’s development road map includes establishing a voting system and opening an Insane Space storefront in England in 2018. Current market float of $2.5 million.
We like Pandas and we like coins. Not sure how they come together though. Maybe, the makers were just being cute. Well, that is entirely possible. This cryptocurrency was marketed to crypto novices as easy to understand and use. A cute bank account, how we see it? Okay, maybe we are being a little unfair.
It’s basically an alternative bank account. If you hold Pandacoins in its PandaBank , you can earn 2.5% annual interest, but only when your computer is online and PandaBank is open. Market cap: $1.6 million.
The Useless Ethereum Token
The world’s first 100% honest Ethereum ICO – it claims. What is it claiming though. It says that it is useless, buys nothing, means nothing. Never thought we would pay for nothingness, did we. Right, Nietzsche.
This website is full of digs aimed at ICOs. Frequently asked questions say: “Wait … is this a joke? Is it a scam? Neither! This is real — and it’s 100% transparent.” You’re literally giving your money to people on the internet and getting completely useless tokens in return. Fun! Just for the laughs. Wow! What a time to be alive in!
Legend Room Coin (LGD)
What does this sound like, think, think. A gentlemen’s club from the sin city. Oh, you heard it right! For 5,000 tokens, holders get a lifetime VIP membership to a Las Vegas strip club. The club is run by a team that includes mixed-martial-arts fighter Phil “New York Bad Ass” Baroni.
All holders get a 20% discount (members get 50%) on drinks and services except gaming. I think I will be able to handle the gaming part, anybody up for this? It is a fully diluted coin whose market cap exceeds $50 million.
Pot Coin (POT)
This cryptocurrency, built specifically for the cannabis community, is best known for sponsoring a trip by Dennis Rodman to North Korea. Current market value: $22 million. It has a huge Twitter fan base and is rumored to change the whole drug scene everywhere around the world. Much wow!
Verge has been officially added as a payment method on adult entertainment website Pornhub.
The website holds an average of 81 million visitors per day, the deal with the name-brand website has been heralded as a defining moment for the industry, one that has also done much to boost awareness of what was until April 17 among the lesser-known of the many privacy-centric cryptocurrencies. Still think the coins have done nothing? We don;t think so!