Howdy Ya’ll! We know, yes, we know, we are becoming a hot bed of crypto-versial content. So, upholding the very same banner, we bring you yet another shocker. We hereby urge you to replace your morning coffee with cryptos because cryptos can wake you up just right!
Wondering how, why and what? Oh stop it you. Let us take you step by step. Here are the similarities between cryptos and coffee. Read these and you will be using them interchangeably too. *wink wink*
Wake up baby! Rise and Shine!
Coffee plugs into your brain cells and tricks you into believing that you are fresh AF. So does the serotonin rush you get from cryptos. Just as addictive as a good a** gambling game or a horribly well designed and simple hyper casual game that you can not get enough. Insert any you love. So you want a lift me up, in the middle of the day? Need not to take any depressants and/or anti-depressants for that matter. A little crypto here and a little crypto there is just about right to get you in the mood to conquer the world!
Coffee kick-starts your day? Crypto does ours!
How about you woe your early morning grogginess away with a phone in your hand and just the same old scrolling. Read up on numbers. Skim through the trends. Check out what’s hot/new. Check out our latest post at Unfiltered, *Non creepy wink* You will be charged up. For best results have a few Coins at your hands to trade and enjoy the rise and falls and the ride. Trust us its like waking up to unicorns bringing you breakfast in bed, but better.
Cryptos are hot, so is coffee
No matter how humid, hotter than the sun or cold like a bad bish the weather gets, nothing beats a good coffee on a long day. It sets you in that mood to get serious, get your sh*t straight and work it. Um, wait no. Wasn’t this about cryptos beating coffee?
Oh right, reverse. Imagine horrible weather, whatever you dislike, imagine cryptos going up or even down. Wouldn’t it get you all worked up or excited? That is good for the brain stuff okay. It pumps up the fluids in your head.
You like it cold? Cryptos are cool Af!
See what we did there? *Puts here cool af shades on* Duh, we don’t even need to mention this, we know you see it. The idea is that cold coffee is still so dehydrating, no matter what the weather may be, cold coffee with any flavor of ice cream does not do it for us like the coolness and freshness of the idea of cryptocurrencies.
Crypto Art > Barista Art
You like it when things surprise you? Then are you not sick of the old way to feel important, and significant at the start of your day? How long have you been getting the regular. No need to drink it anymore. Bad, unhealthy drinks are for the weekend. Fill your intellectual, creative and aesthetic needs by the online unlimited daily feed on cryptos, satire, comics, news and what not! Enter the world of speculation, trends, future and surprising new things everyday!
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